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I’ll be needing three helpings of kibble.

12

Don’t make me dance.

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Oh, hello there. I didn’t see you at first. Are you admiring my heart?

10

It’s the little things that make me tear up.

9

I’m hip. I got these glasses at a rave.

8

I do stand in work for Hollywood.

7

I paid top dollar for this hair cut! And I look goooooooood.

6

I love my pig. And he loves me.

5

Sorry about my tongue.

4

I just love a good romp in the green green grass.

3

I’m a little goober. The sun feels goooooooooood.

2

Look at me! I’m so happy. I’m a fool!

1

We’re so in love we sleep with our noses touching!

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