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Call me Jade.

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25

I’m really looking forward to this poetry reading.

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It’s the thrill of the ride, the fear of not knowing why I am moving so fast that invigorates me. You should try it some time. Let your hair down.

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Now tell me about your previous work experience.

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Hey, up there!

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It’s good to be alive!

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I can do googlie eyes better than you can! Plus, my harness makes me look svelte.

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I’m little and I know it.

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I’m free! Free to wear an orange velour sweater! And RUN!

17

You wanna mess? My teeth are like little needles.

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Hey, I’m cute. Don’t look away! I’m doing this for youu!

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I’m just a dogbunny who’s nuts about modern art! Call me crazy!

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Sometimes I just feel so small.

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I’ll be needing three helpings of kibble.

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Don’t make me dance.

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